Description
Ever feel like your argument is slipping away? Like a poorly-secured hairpiece in a hurricane? Then you need the Toupee Fallacy Reply Generator! This tool crafts responses that cleverly distract and deflect, much like someone trying to discreetly reattach a rogue rug. Masterfully change the subject, introduce irrelevant information, and generally avoid addressing the core issue with the finesse of a comb-over artist. With the Toupee Fallacy Reply Generator, you’ll never have to admit you’re wrong again. Just remember, sometimes the best defense is a well-placed distraction, or a complete denial that anything ever fell off in the first place.
