Description
Heheyeheyhehey, are you tired of the same old boring replies? Well, step right up, peoples, and feast your eyes on The Shopkeeper ™ Reply Generator! Straight from Blane and Gren’s backyard (and sometimes even places he really shouldn’t be, like a queen’s castle), The Shopkeeper ™ is here to infuse your messages with a healthy dose of broke-reptilian-herbivore charm. Expect strange music vibes, a t-rex-like head, and a voice that’s equal parts silly and desperately sales-y! Need to spice up a conversation with some bizarre enthusiasm or maybe find the perfect way to subtly hint that you are broke? The Shopkeeper ™ is your go-to for all things unexpectedly hilarious. Just remember, everything is always for sale!
