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Ugh, feeling like life’s just one big dumpster fire? Then the “Depressed Sarcastic Writes Long Messages With Bad Grammar And Stupid Reply Generator” is like, totally for you, I guess. Why bother being happy when you can wallow in self-pity and toss out sarcastic zingers instead? This stupid thing churns out super long, grammatically atrocious messages dripping with all the enthusiasm of a wet sock. Perfect for when you wanna express, like, *exactly* how little you care about everything. ‘Cause, honestly, who needs sunshine and rainbows when you can have a heaping pile of existential dread and eye-rolling cynicism, am I right? I mean, whatever…
